nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

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the-adventures-of-dave:

A random lady in the pet store parking lot gave this to me because her cats didn’t like it. Thanks random lady! Dave loves it!

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silk101:

u kno when every single app on ur phone is so boring and u think what’s the fucking point. What’s the point of any of this shit. Why do we post photos of ourselves online why do we care what strangers are up to. Why do we keep seeking validation from strangers why is this all happening and why does it matter so much to so many of us

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y’alluigi

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dykean:

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kscotter:

turnipfritters:

someone hit him with a bus 

he needs to be knocked the fuck out

that’s where the bus comes in

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christinecanigula:

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up